16 rules of being like me, Austin Powers

16 IMPORTANT RULES -- Post more Rules you think are needed, and if they're great, I will add.

1) Dont say "I had sex with her" say "I shagged her"
2) When a girl makes a somewhat sexy remark say "groovy baby "
3) Where a plad suit
4) Have goofy teeth
5) Where a male symbol necklace
6) Keep you mojo in a bottle
7) Dont just shag one, Shag two
8 )Make sure your enemy isn't your brother
9) Always have an extenser pump
10) You must have SMEXY car with a british flag vinyll all over it
11) MOST IMPORTANT RULE: Always ask "Shag now, or shag later?"
12) Don't let them steal your mojo!
13) Too old? go back in time and shag them in 1969
14) Make sure your girlfriend is not a robot
15) Always run naked during the opening of your movies
16) Be very British Baby

Ty, For taking you time to read this, its... Groovy rules baby ;D

I find this slightly Innapropriate o.o but I dont think it breaks any rules so i've only moved to off-topic.

lmfao epic

is not >.> I think its (rhymes with um) not breaking my own set rule :/

11) Always ask shag now or shag later lol

umm... now? o.o

12) Don't let them steal your mojo!
13) Too old? go back in time and shag them in 1969
14) Make sure your girlfriend is not a robot
15) Always run naked during the opening of your movies

16) Be very British Baby. <3 (I so win. So..so..hard.)

OhShiny wrote:So..so..hard.)

Thts wht she said._.